Hello all,
Post the dialogues of lecturers that either was too serious or too funny.
Please mention the name of the Lecturer and to whom the dialogue was intended to, either to a individual or to the entire class. Also explain the senario.
Please mention the name of the Lecturer and to whom the dialogue was intended to, either to a individual or to the entire class. Also explain the senario.
24 comments:
My first pick is the classic line from Prakash. In the HOD office after Prakash the HOD got threatening calls. The whole class was assembled and the entire senario was so funny.
Prakash told to Khalid
"tu nakra mat dikha" with his squeaking tone... it totally cracked me up!!!!!
I'm not sure of the lecturer's name or the subject, but I think the name is "Mahendra." (He was a very meek person and we could hardly hear what he spoke (or squeaked actually).
He used to get very frustrated in class when it got too noisy..One such day, he got angry(!) and screamed at the entire class,"Yes!! Who is that making noise? Who is that?!" The class fell silent and one smart voice (I don't know who's) said "Narsingh Deo" or it was some other name, which was actually the name of an author of one of the textbooks we had....
The lecturer didn't realize it and he almost roared, "Who is this narsingh deo, stand up stand up!!" It was really a hilarious moment :D
And there was this lecturer called Krishnamurthy who taught DMS ( Discrete Mathematical Structures). Everytime he got annoyed with somebody talking in class he would target that person and say, "Aye, you screwball" and make a face. I kinda hated that.
"Still Time is there" from Nithyananda.
Hey!!!! Our LD(Logic Design)lecturer..once drop of the Chalk piece on ground..when he was about to take !! our troublesome gang members started making..sympathetic sounds... Then LD Lecturer.. got very emotional and said
"Ashtu Sympathi Bayada",,, man i really felt like.. going out of the class and laughing!!!
Once me and Reagan were getting into the Chemistry lab and like usuall we were a bit late as we had to get the lab coat from someone in the hostel and we were leaving our bags outside the lab and were about to enter the lab and thats when the lab attendant came out and said
" Get in inside".....
It got us both on the floor and we actually walked out and burst out loud.....
poor attender wud hav been wondering, i asked them to get in inside and they went outside...
Once me,reagan,srikanth,raghu and shuaib went to office room to submit the examination form.
Immediately reagan said to the clerk Ramesh "SUCK IT SIR"
he immediately replied Yes.
Me and raghu walked out and burst out loud...
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CPI(Constitution of India) lecturer always he used to say some rhyming words in the class,suddenly one day when the discussion was about religion i guess he said "I workship maryamma and you workship mariamma" wat a dialogue sirjiii
The most funniest thing is when unix lecturer nandini gowda noticed that last bench members(me,raghu,shuaib and naveen) were making lot of noise and bending our heads down seeing something,then she immediately told that "Ennu Baggi Baggi noduthidira"
And she also made me and shuaib stand for sometime.
And aslo she told shuaib whenever i watch cricket i remember 'sahib akthar'.she used to say 'sahib akthar' instead of shoaib akthar which would make all our happy bunch backside fell more happier .
In our 7th Semester we didnt have a standard text book for Client/Server computing and it was handled by lecturer called Kamalam.
Once she completes one chapter or some topics she used to ask us to take xerox.
she had a typical way of pronouncing "xerox" as "Zerox".
Maga... i was thinking of posting that...unix mam dialogue,,:-)
@ Vinutha: I still remember that narsingh deo incident, that was awesome
@ Shuaib: Oh ooo man ashtu sympathi byada was really funny, i remember ppl talking abt for many semesters
@ Sriki: Typical Nityananad dialogue... Every class he used to say that... but i think our guys used it more than him especially naveen
@ Shanks: That Dialogue from Nandini Gowda was awesome, I remember our bench turning back and laughing and it was like we were turning to look at u all but it was turn away from mam to laugh
And Kamalam used to say "jerax". oh man that alway made me laugh and this too the guys used more than her and made fun of her.
All these are makin me go back in time
My second pick: a dialogue from Nandini gowda in the lab where the entire class was present, she was actually taking regular classes with the use of the projector.
Thats when Nandini mam asked everyone, " who took the ball ?" with a smug smile on her face...
Guys were laughin and the gals were giggling.
Someone had stolen "the Ball" from a Mouse...
in fact she repeated the question many times.
Ofcourse she meant it other ways
Well..hope u all remember Rajappa-chemistry lecturer. His favourite word which he used in every sentence was "Nothing But".
Once,he suddenly started firing questions at us in the class like an oral exam.One by one everyone had to stand up and answer. So as usual Geo,Mathew,Nishad,Myself and Arvind were sitting in one bench and he shot a question at our bench.Geo stood up-dint answer.Nishad stood up-dint answer.Mathew stood up-dint answer.I stood up and said "Sir,its Nothing but..." and remained silent.Obviously I too dint know the answer.Next was our pal Arvind's turn and he stood up and burst out laughin right on Rajappa's face.Rajappa must've wondered why and I could see birds and question marks flying around his head!!
I remember that ball one incident hehehe,, it was really funny..!!!!!
Prakash used to always pronounce words wrongly
some of them are
A'lice like a lice on ur head instead of Alice and we did not know what he actually meant for half of the semester until one day we opened our new books,
Colleshe for college,
Troody for turdy,
egg-sa-gerate for exaggerate,
yego for ego,
and many more, oh man! we wud feel like laughing but with great difficulty control our laughter..
When he was teaching us OOP, he whiled away an entire semester just using 4 words: Encapsulation, abstraction, inheritance and some other word....
he was making everyone feel like he is using hi-fi English and he was able to convince the same to Malviya...
Only later we gotta know that the words were from E.Balaguruswamy and that sem he just used those 4 words to teach: wha wha !!!
Me and Reagan used to always make fun of his way of speech and one day he came to the class and told us all that he is the new "assent trainer" for East point infotech....
me and Reagan just couldnt control ourselves. he couldnt even say "accent" and he is the Accent trainer...
He used to be god damn proud of his English and god knows for what...
Great!! You ppl took me back to college days...
Do u ppl remember our princi Chaithanya Kumar standing near the canteen to stop ppl who were coming late... I dnt remember his exact words... But like a bull dog he wud make his face and scold us...
Ha ha i remember it, the first day when the timing was changed to 8:30, i did not know and came by 9AM i was on my bike and was wearing a double T-Shirt and my Trade mark chain.. he caught me and yelled at me and asked if i have come to watch a movie or if i have come to college.. the way he was shouting was so funny for me and already many of them were late...
later everyone started to call him a Watchman and not a Princi
Nithyanand still maintains his dialogue. And my Mtech classmates made full utilization of that. It was in the Advanced Operation System internal test, where the paper was very tough and nobody knew the answers and we were all keeping the book on our lap and writing the answers.And when the time was up and nithya asked for the papers, they said, "Sir, still time is there". And this repeated couple of times that he got so frustrated that he just left the class without our booklets.
Another intresting incident with Chaintanya Kumar and again one of Mtech classmate. There is this rule in the college right - No cellphones allowed. My classmate is a senior designer in IBM, and was using his cellphone in the corridor when princi caught him and snatched his phone. He said sorry but still princi was showing off. And then he said "Sir, now this is enough, give me back the cellphone" and still princi was shouting. Then finally, my classmate said-"Sir, I can sue you for snatching my cell phone" :). Oh! man... the whole corridor was shocked which followed by laughter. I am sure, the princi will never forget this.....
I stil remember that incident when our ISE HOD don(which only he thinks that he is a don...asal mein virus hai) called all of us on d last day n showing his recieved calls 2 all of us n saying "dumki 1, dumki 2,...dumki n"....i alwayz remember that day.....evn "tu nakra mat dikha" with his squeaking tone saying 2 khalid is also my favourite dialog
Guys, I cant forget Physics lab, on completing experiment external examiner called me & Mythili (Best friend of S___b) for viva, that guy "looking at London talking to Tokyo. he was asking questions but we confused to whom he is asking the questions. On seeing our confusion he pointed me & told "elappa yake muka nodteeya?" following questions he is straightly pointing the persons & asking questions.
This incident happened at the canteen!!
Me, Reagan and Nishad went to the canteen to have tea during the short break. Hanume Gowda sir and another lecturer came to have tea and we were just about to buy tea. So, we just moved and gave place to them to buy tea. the 3 of us were busy talking abt somethin, Hanume gowda and the other lecturer were arguing, Both wanted to pay for the tea. Hanume gowda was like I will only pay and the other lecturer also said the same... After some arguing the other lecturer agreed Hanume to pay..
and Hanume went to the counter and said " one by two tea"
Oh!! Freak!!!!!
the 3 of us could not control our laughter..we just ran out of the canteen and burst out
so much fuss for 1/2 tea???
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